if you ask me my opinion on something serious i’ll probably shrug because i don’t like talking about serious things or sharing opinions that other people might gang up on me for just sayin
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
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You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
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Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me. I can’t reply, just publish.
my logic for homework: the answer doesn’t have to right, there just has to be something written.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
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DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
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